The Whateverland

advanced-procrastination:

trilllizard666:

fortangel:

mediocrepresident:

goldkat-g0negrey:

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

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Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

(via exile-wrath)

immortalelementsguy:

theramblinganalyst:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

I got a job today lol

(via asummerrae)

c-bassmeow:

yourownpetard:

inabasket:

elasticitymudflap:

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

(via mounmantaka)

disabledpaladin:

caramelbunnies:

I know pirates gonna pirate, but seeing artists talk about torrenting night in the woods is crazy offensive. Like, you expect others to support your art when you’re ripping off individual artists? NITW is made by literally three people (Scott, Bethany, Alec) and their publisher is a mom and pop shop run from somewhere in Michigan like come on. In Scott’s own words:

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If you can’t buy Night in the Woods just yet, consider tiding yourself over with Longest Night [itch.io] & Lost Constellation [itch.io]! 

They’re both pay-your-own-price aka FREE AS SHIT and are part of the NITW universe!!! Longest Night directly deals with Mae & friends while Lost Constellation is a ghost story in the canon.

Indie game devs really don’t make any money even if their games blow up and become mainstream/popular and risk a lot by even releasing games in the first place. Support your artists.

(via polyglotplatypus)